Frank Ball used to collect stamps, coins, and rocks. Now he’s a collector of words with unexpected meanings, which he calls “daffynitions.”
Here are five that were posted recently:
Association — A donkey’s social network
Congress — The opposite of Progress
Carburetor — Vending machine for foods high in sugar and starch
Irony — The physical composition of exercise equipment
Double Jeopardy — Renewing marriage vows
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