Frank Ball used to collect stamps, coins, and rocks. Now he’s a collector of words with unexpected meanings, which he calls “daffynitions.”

Here are five that were posted recently:

Association — A donkey’s social network

Congress — The opposite of Progress

Carburetor — Vending machine for foods high in sugar and starch

Irony — The physical composition of exercise equipment

Double Jeopardy — Renewing marriage vows

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