When kids learn English, they aren’t always clear on the meaning of words. Does a sign lettered Off-ice refer to a room near the ice house? As adults, we can appreciate the connection of familiar words to unexpected meanings.

Frank has a large collection of such words, and he’s constantly adding more. Here are a few of his own making, which he posted recently to the website:

  • Frankincense —What Frankenstein had after he was given a brain
  • Hot Dog Stand — What wieners do when they can’t find a seat
  • Monkey — Means to enter the monastery when it’s locked
  • Pork Chop — A pig’s karate movement
  • Spoiled Milk — What you get from pampered cows
  • Spyware — Appropriate attire for an agent during a covert operation
  • Stick — A boomerang that doesn’t work

To read more of the collection, Click Here.

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