Frank Ball used to collect stamps, coins, and rocks. Now he’s a collector of words with unexpected meanings, which he calls “daffynitions.”
Here are five that were posted recently:
- Control Freak — One who uses four remotes to get one good show on TV
- Asteroids — A painful posterior condition relieved by Preparation A
- Paranormal Activity — What couples usually do together
- Ordeal — Sales special on boating supplies
- Superfluous — The best of viruses that plague us
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